Not A Bunch Of Grapes

Over the fence from the house behind
came the vine’s great swathes
covered with large grape vine leaves
…….. but no bunches of grapes.

The maintenance man for the other
flats looked over the back fence
said its back posts were rotten.
After that I pushed the wandering
vines back over the fence
or cut them off together.

After several years in my flat two
wet summers following wet winters
released the vine fromĀ  summer drought
dryness. It surged over the fence again
this summer bringing a rash of single
green buds, some ballooning into large
ungainly prickly green things … choko !

Yurk ! Not a bunch of grapes !
Just tasteless textureless colourless
choko needing chutney or relish
to make it tolerable to eat.

“No flavour or texture !” said
my neighbour in the next flat.
“What a waste of a plant !”

Not A Bunch Of Grapes